The Standard hosts Target

Mass market retailer, Target, debuted its 2010 fashion range at uber-hip The Standard in Tribeca.

Apparently they filled all 155 rooms with dancers clad in the discount retailer's garb, however the style on display was not enough to pacify the gay and lesbian prtestors out the front

W New York Downtown opens early

The W New York Downtown has opened early, and to celebrate the event, they managed to worm their way into the NYSE to ring the closing bell.

Apparently, our man on the ground advised us that a bevy of beauties from the W stable were on hand to gift mini bar snacks and other assorted junk food to the overfed traders on the floor of the exchange